Featonby's phrase and fable

Oli's examples of "jonisms" have set me thinking about Jon's unique turn of phase.... Oli's memorable examples:

Burger King = "The Meated Monarch"
I need a piss = "I must go hence and micturate"
Response to annoying animal "Oh why can't you just hurray up and develop opposable thumbs"

Other quotes from Jon include:

"My leg hurts most, but I'm sprinkled with supplementary pain"
"I feel like i've got alzheimer's syndrome"
"I'm Alec Guiness"
"Help! Bees! Angry Bees!"

I picture Jon picking over some interesting book or strange object exclaiming "Wellity-well"
Or he's coming out from behind Grey bar (or any London pub .... ) at the end of the night shouting "Rouse", "Rrrrrrrrraousse!"

Comments on others you remember?.....